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Hiya.
So, during the many lockdowns of 2020 I wrote an activity book for adults. It is a no-nonsense humour-filled book of fuckery that is designed to inspire creativity and change. So if you're here... you'll probably be looking for that. It's down below this paragraph. Check it out.
This website is a place where you can buy my book, read some of the daft stuff I write and laugh at the stupid things I make.
Either way, have some fun and don't take life too seriously - and don't try to fucking sue me if you are offended - i'm poor as fuck.
Oooh... Free Stuff.
Poetry: A New World
As I gaze across a landscape that bears no resemblance to its former self. I see an unmasked mountain range that was not there before. A dark cloud has been lifted...
Poetry: Don't Be A Dick
Don’t go out, lock your doors, cuddle up to your friends with paws!Start a hobby or read THIS book, Online dating, try your luck! Board games, Scrabble, truth or dare,Facetime...
Poetry: The Time Traveller
“What year is this?” The time traveller said, As he scratched his recently apparated head, “2020” I said, sheepishly back, As he readied himself, for an attack, “Have the corpses…...